Eau de...

So I'm thinking of starting a fragrance line. You know, one that is just for parents. Here are the two scents that I've come up with so far:

*Eau de Vomit
*Eau de Poo Poo

Now there is logic to my choices. Don't write me off as crazy yet. Parents (especially those with kids under 3 like me) naturally seem to reek of these scents anyway. Why not make some money out of it? It would seem more glamorous then. Heck, I've even spotted a line of lip gloss called Chicken Poop lip gloss. If they can make money off of that, why can't I let the rich and famous in on a few "natural" scents of my own? :o)