Memorable Quotes: House, M.D., 24 & LOST

Yep. I'm addicted...to TV that is. I was thinking tonight about some of my favorite shows. Here's a list of memorable quotes from my top three addictions.

House, M.D
Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.

Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.

Dr. Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake.

[someone is groaning in the restroom stall]
Dr. Gregory House: Good lord, are you having a bowel movement or a baby?

Dr. Gregory House: Ah, a rash, call a dermatologist. If it's wet, keep it dry. If it's dry, keep it wet. If it's not supposed to be there, cut it off. I never could remember all that.

Dr. Wilson: Oh, this is where I give you advice and pretend you are going listen to it, I love this part.

Dr. Gregory House: I'm a little busy - gettin' my drink on.

24
Jack Bauer: If you don't tell me what I want to know, then it'll just be a question of how much you want it to hurt.

Jack Bauer: The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you.

Jack Bauer: [angry] When I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish that you felt this good again.

Bill Buchanan: We're in an active code, Chole. We don't have time for your personality disorder.

Chloe: OK, when the alert level goes down, and the terrorists have been caught, we can have some chamomile tea and I'll tell you all my secrets.

Chloe: I was unfairly harsh to you a few minutes ago, I didn't mean anything.
Spencer Wolf: All right. Apology accepted.
Chloe: It wasn't really an apology, it was more of an observation.

James Heller: Spare me your sixth grade Michael Moore logic!

LOST
Hurley: I *do* exercise.
Carmen Reyes: Falling down is not exercise.

Sawyer: You and me ain't done, Zeke.

Hurley: Dude, you've got some Artz on you.

Hurley: Okay, that thing in the woods, maybe it's a monster, maybe it's a pissed off giraffe, I don't know! The fact that no-one is even looking for us, yeah, that's weird, but I just go along with it because I'm along for the ride, good old fun time Hurley! Well guess what? Now, I want some friggin' answers!

Kate: Come on. You're going to see Jack.
Sawyer: Do I get a lollipop?

Danielle Rousseau: You've only got three choices: run, hide... or die.

Sawyer: [about the survivors of plane's tail-end] I think they're gonna eat us.

Sawyer: [after pulling the bullet out of his arm] You got a band-aid?

Jack: You picking up a little Korean there, Michael?
Michael: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know how to say "faster" and "idiot".

Jack: [to Kate about Sawyer] All I'm going to get out of him is a snappy one-liner and if I'm real lucky, a brand new nickname.

Jack: I think I'm going crazy.
Locke: Oh, you're not going crazy.
Jack: No?
Locke: No, crazy people don't know they're going crazy, they think they're getting saner.

Charlie: They'll find us. They have satellites in space that can take pictures of your license plate.
Sayid: If only we were all wearing license plates.

Hurley: Okay, that thing in the woods, maybe it's a monster, maybe it's a pissed-off giraffe. I don't know.